I don't understand how to apply the opposites concept to the porn myths assignment. I can't figure out how to come up with a non-boring thesis that I can support with evidence that I actually don't agree with. But I will give it my best shot, okay? Don't anybody go giving me an F here though….
People who believe that the statements made on the porn myths website are actually myths are wrong in my eyes. These statements seem to hold much truth, don't you agree? Porn certainly enhances relationships; we all know that. It's healthy for a woman to lie alone in bed while her man checks out fantastical pornographic photos and movie clips on-line. Especially because "porn is just a fantasy, and nobody would try to apply it to real life." Right? Of course. Luckily, no women compare their bodies and boob sizes to those of the porn stars. And men are certainly not comparing their lengths to the inches of those in the movies. If this were the case, we would probably have some crazy self-esteem problems happening in our society in regard to our sexual confidence, which is something that is nonexistent, of course.
Okay. I tried. I had to stop myself because I was sounding extremely sarcastic, and in reality, I don't necessarily agree with any of that. BUT, in the name of opposites week, I gave it a shot. Hopefully we won't have any more assignments like this though — I like writing and commenting about how I REALLY feel — it's much easier too!
